when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
i actually messed up my life, how do i start a new account
*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question
Sometimes I really miss you….the old you. The one who would actually talk to me.